Rio Samba Hybrid Tea Rose

“You should put your faith in me If you don’t mind me saying both of us together will be badder than bullion baby the both of us together banging”
-Indian Summer Trumpet Vine

The I.S.T.V. is the last of its kind in Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens and of all the wastelands of western Michigan for that matter, the others were eradicated by machetes, incineration and finally defoliants we deployed in summer 2002 signaling the end of the Western Michigan Wastelands Battle of Clematis.

(Rio Samba Hybrid Tea Rose resides in Suite #3 of The Area 32 Hybrid Tea Rose Feature only)

Gremlins are lethal adversaries they are sublimely clever and intelligent as well. Often moving in teams of 8 or more, their ability to achieve absolute stealth is uncanny. Gremlins are equipped with the most lethal and casualty producing armaments in the entire universe of mysticism.
-West Michigan Wastelands Flower Authority

Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens Michigan
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