EPISODE 0: Dear People Who Stumbled Upon This Channel…

Our very first letter that we wrote to welcome everyone to our channel as an introduction to "Savage Letters."

Legal Disclaimer: The following letter is a work of satire and comedy. All names, events, and scenarios are fictionalized for humorous purposes and are not intended to be taken as factual statements.

READ THE LETTER - EPISODE 0 - Dear People Who Stumbled Upon This Channel…

Dear People Who Stumbled Upon This Channel…

Welcome to the one corner of the internet where satire meets savage truth—and nobody is safe.

This channel is a love letter…

Well, actually—more like a strongly worded letter—to the wild, the weird, and the downright what-the-hell of our modern world.

Every episode is a little slice of comedy, a dash of “did-they-really-just-say-that,” and a whole lot of finally, someone said it energy.

Yes, this is satire.
Yes, it’s comedy filled with facts-based information.

No, we’re not actually mailing these letters—but let’s be real, you probably wish we did. 

From tech bros inventing problems no one asked to solve…
To billionaires building rockets while the planet burns…
To minimum wage bosses calling their employees “family”—we’re here to say
what everyone is thinking, but with just enough sarcasm to keep it legal.

So if you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a headline, whispered a snarky comment under your breath, or laughed at the absurdity of the world—congratulations.

You’re home.

So PLEASE, like, follow, share, and stay tuned… because the next letter?

Might just have your name on it.

Sincerely Savage,
The Channel That Writes the Letters You Wish You Could Send