Barking Up The Wrong Tree: Taylor Lorenz's Kid Phone Hustle Crashes And Burns

Posted • August 22, 2025: Taylor Lorenz has a new gig and well, she is scraping the bottom of the barrel. She is now hawking phones for little kids. Apparently the 'Bark' phone is for kids 6-12. —— Taylor Lorenz: "I am not selling phones." https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gy5Jm_kXMAAhlZX?format=jpg&name=medium —— Also Taylor Lorenz: "That's why I'm proud to partner with Bark phone…a phone made for kids age 6 to 15." https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gy5Jm_nXoAArbRf?format=png&name=900x900 —— She also doesn't want to admit she is selling phones. Is that what is referred to as all 'Bark' and no bite? If I can't believe some random 35-45 year old mentally unwell childless woman to tell me how to raise my kids, who can I believe?? It does seem to be a weird niche for Taylor. Taylor continues to remain on brand. 🙄 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gy5MRHuXYAIm1f2?format=jpg&name=medium —— Poor guy.

Jumping into the 'phones in schools' discourse to say that Taylor Lorenz is, per usual, doing stupid non-sequiturs. Everyone criticizing her is saying "Kids should not be on their phones in class" and she responds with "You just want an age-verification surveillance state" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gy5ZOvOWcAAhHxt?format=png&name=900x900 —— Taylor Lorenz "coincidentally" is a "partner with Bark phone...a phone made for kids age 6 to 15." Maybe that explains why Taylor is suddenly so interested in the 'no phones in schools' debate. It's in her best interest for all the kids to have phones. Taylor Lorenz is also profiting off of a deal with a phones-for-kids company. How predictable. —— Anyone still fighting the phones in schools battle should know where Taylor’s bread is buttered. Liiiiiike its literally the 3rd post on her instagram posted less than 1 month ago. Is she dumb?! The easy answer is yes. (…)

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