🚨💘WΞLC0MΞ T0 ΞquiMΔtch! // H00KUP LΞADΞRB0ΔRD 🏆💊

Forget chemistry — we’re talking federal passion points. Every hookup gets you closer to compliance glory. From furries in meltdown suits to Lizard People in HR… this is the ONLY dating app where your bed is part of the census.

💥 Dual Screamo & Glitched Female Vocals
💥 Cybergrind x Industrial Metal x Glitchpunk Chaos
💥 Corporate AI infomercials + hookup leaderboards in song form

Your next match could be worth 5,000 points… or permanent deletion.
🏆 Swipe. Score. Survive. 🏆