💥 ANOTHER ATTORNEY BUSTED USING AI + HALE$ CASE UPDATES 💥

So apparently the new trend in law schools is “Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V from Chatbot” — because yet another attorney just got caught filing AI-generated citations to cases that don’t even exist. The bar’s stepping in, sanctions are flying, and the poor guy is now writing apology letters instead of motions. Because nothing says “zealous representation” like asking Microsoft Copilot to argue immigration law. 🤦‍♂️

But if you thought that was the only legal circus this week, oh no… the Hale$ cases are still serving fresh chaos. We’ve got filings stacking higher than Fleasa’s excuses, judges asking the same questions everyone else is asking (“What the hell are you even doing?”), and the ANTI-WTH$ brain trust proving once again that they couldn’t draft a coherent motion if you spotted them a template and a crayon. 📚🎭

Tonight, I’m walking through the AI lawyer’s downfall, then pivoting right back into the Hale$ updates — from motions that collapse the second they’re filed, to “strategies” that are basically just Twitter threads in PDF form. The overlap? Nobody’s proofreading, nobody’s fact-checking, and everybody’s getting smacked down in court. 🍿⚖️