Master Ball (4DITZY) (SHIT DONT STANK) [feat. Squishface & B-Boy Kawadoody]

4SALE @ https://crux.bandcamp.com/track/master-ball-4ditzy
"We all know some chick that thinks her shit don't stank: that you're not worth her time. It's one thing when you want to jump their bones and they aren't into it; but there's those cats who just don't want to work with you and don't even tell you why. Not a real creator collaborator, a total simp thirst trap. Doesn't have time for little Demon Rats. Alright we'll play that game; it's cat a mouse and I ain't no pussy :p XD WOOP-DEE-DOO!" - Squishface 👹🐀
lyrics
RAWR
Didn't say my shit don't stank
RAWR
It's the most stankiest
When I'm tipsy
But my shits 99.9x mo better
Than that attention ho girly clown Ditzy
She's got Daddy Issues
and she's a bitch too
Cuz she takes things personally
Can't seperate her past from the present
She can't take a joke see
She can't take a joke see
C'mon baby take my joke
C'mon baby
C'mon don't choke

She'll take 25 for a reel and a good time
But won't take $25 for 99.9 seconds of my time
Wasn't even that bad though
But she still said nody no
I guess she thinks her shit don't stank
Too good to be in my videos

It must be doo doo
That shit's real stanky too
Yeah, pudding stain on her skirt
We all know she a ho do
Living in a hole nobody no do
Bitch thinks she's Lugia
But I'm always catching ho-oh (ho-oh)
She always catching Pokeballs
Always gotta catch 'em all
She always catching Pokeballs
Always gotta chatch 'em all
She always catching Pokeballs
and I ain't gonna toss one
I ain't gonna waste my Master Ball

(IT MUST BE DOO DOO)
(THAT SHIT'S REAL STANKY TOO)
(C'MON BABY)
(C'MON BABY)
(MY SHIT DONT STANK)
(MY SHIT DONT STANK)
(IT MUST BE DOO DOO)
(THAT SHIT'S REAL STANKY TOO)

Even tho we know she said no
We know she's touching herself though
Rubbing out to my videos
Shlickin clown paint on her Oreos
and touchin' them nippies too
A part time hippie too
With jagged teeth
Black contacts
Nobby knees
and a phony sister act
Puttin' up a front yo
Still no she's a ho do
Bitch thinks she's Lugia
But I'm always catching ho-oh
She always catching Pokeballs
Always gotta catch 'em all
and I ain't gonna toss one
Ain't gonna waste my Master Ball

The ammount of friction she generates
Could create the world free energy
But instead she induces indian burns
On all her follwers pee pees
Wacking off to a clown ain't right
But it ain't wrong either
Makes you really wonder
Does that girly paint her beaver
No I ain't gonna leaver
I'll grab some Unilever
Shoot my liquid soap, up her booty
Make her squeal (WOOP-DEE-DOO-DOO)
Then stick my lead on down
and stick my head on down
Yeah stick my lead
On down her throat
On down her throat
C'mon baby
Don't choke

Suck on my pencil lead
Tonight we getting tipsy
Just another fun house time
With my girly ditzy
Yeah I know that bitch misses me
Yeah I know that bitch misses me
Cuz she's got daddy issues
and wad filled tissues

Yeah, yeah, suckin on my pencil lead
Just another fun house time with her
With my girly Ditzy's head
Yeah I know that bitch misses me
Yeah I know that bitch misses me
Cuz she's got daddy issues
She's got daddy issues

I'm your demon
Yeah I'm gonna break through
Your t.v screen
and I'm gonna
Fuck you
Yeah I'm gonna
FUCK YOU

Yeah I'm your demon
I'm gonna break throuh
Your T.V. screen
and I'm gonna
Fuck you
and make you say
WOOP-DEE-DOO

Yeah Woop-Dee-Doo
Is my summon word
My summon word
To get you

Yeah bitch
I put a spell on you
I put a spell on you
with my word
Woop-Dee-Doo

and Woop-Dee-Doo
Is my word I use
To get a hold of you
To get a hold of you
To get a hold of you

She commands a 7 nation army of simps
But I'm just a unarmed pimp
A one man army
Like Solid Snake
My snake's so charming
and you'll find it alarming
That I'm gonna stun ya
With 7 inches & 7 minutes
From here to California

Some sunkist cali girls say I look like Anthony Keedis
Cuz I got heroin pock marks
and Red Hot Chilli Peppers stuck up my penis
and Rabid like a vermin
and Girlys squirmin
and Scream for Jesus
I'm a Demon Rat
With the sexual apetite
of an Antechinus

and I ain't gonna waste
and I ain't gonna waste
Ain't gonna waste my Master Ball
You've still gotta catch 'em all

and I ain't gonna waste
Ain't gonna waste it
Ain't gonna throw my Master Ball
You've still gotta catch 'em all