Why You Wouldn’t Survive a Zombie Apocalypse 🧟 Dark Survival Science Guide

Ever wondered if you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? Spoiler: you wouldn’t.

This isn’t your typical survival guide. This is a darkly funny, sarcastic crash course in why humans are hilariously underprepared for the end of the world. Forget guns, gardens, and makeshift shelters — science (and zombies) have other plans.

In this chaotic, gritty survival-science breakdown, we cover:
☠️ Why supermarkets won’t save you
☠️ Why “Farmer Apocalypse” is a bad career path
☠️ Why duct-taped weapons are a one-way ticket to zombie lunch
☠️ Why your shelter door is basically tissue paper
☠️ And the brutal biology of why zombies are more efficient than humans

It’s science, scraps, and sarcasm — all the proof you need that evolution didn’t prepare you for the end of Netflix, let alone the walking dead.

📺 If you like The Walking Dead, Zombieland, or dark survival humor, this is your guide to laughing at your own doom.

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