Sandwich Assault in D.C.

In a clash that’s as absurd as it sounds, former DOJ employee Sean Charles Dunn was arrested after hurling a Subway sandwich at a federal officer in downtown Washington, D.C. on August 10, 2025, calling the agents “fascists” and yelling “Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!” .

His viral deli‐weapon stunt earned him firing from the Justice Department and a felony assault charge with up to 8 years in prison, though he’s currently released on his own recognizance, with a hearing set for September 4. #usanews #funnyheadlines #funnynews #ridiculousnews