Dealers Installing Bruno ® Stairlifts Like IKEA Furniture — With a Hammer and Hope**

1. **Bruno® Says “Use a Torque Wrench”… Then Vanishes Like a Magician’s Assistant**
2. **Digital Torque Tools? Dealers Must’ve Missed That Memo — Or Burned It**
3. **AI Searched the World — Zero Bruno ® Dealers Using Digital Torque Tools. Coincidence?**
4. **They Gave Us Manuals, Not Mechanics — Thanks, I Hate It**
5. **Torque Specs: In the Bruno ® Manual. Torque Tools: In Our Dreams**
6. **Dealers Installing Stairlifts Like IKEA Furniture — With a Hammer and Hope**
7. **“Click-Click-Boom”: When Guess-Torque Goes Terribly Wrong**
8. **Bruno ® : “Be Precise!” Dealers: *Proceeds to Wing It Like a College Essay***
9. **If a Torque Wrench Falls in a Forest and No Bruno ® Dealer Hears It… Is the Rail Still Safe?**
10. **Rob’s Found the World’s Rarest Species: A Bruno ® Dealer Using Actual Tools**
11. **They Had One Job: Use a Darn Torque Wrench**
12. **Dealership Logic: “If It Screws In, It’s Tight Enough” — Said No Engineer Ever**
13. **Torque Compliance: Required by Bruno ® , Practiced by Literally No One**
14. **Bruno ® Stairlifts Held Together by Prayer, Duct Tape, and “It Felt Snug”**
15. **Rob’s to the Rescue — Because Someone’s Gotta Care About Bruno ® Stairlift Bolts**

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