What if humans had HOOVES instead of feet?!

No more shoes. No more blisters. No more... socks?!
Professor Blunderbass dives hoof-first into this absurd alternate reality:
✔️ Walking on LEGO? Easy.
✔️ Tap dancing revolution? Oh yes.
✔️ Foot massages? Uh-oh...
From fashion runways to thunderous upstairs neighbors, we explore the hilarious pros and cons of swapping your toes for shiny keratin blocks.
🎩 Absurd science.
👣 Ridiculous hypotheticals.
🐐 Unexpected goat references.
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Comment: Would you trade your feet for hooves?