radi0sack Official Theme Song (from radi0sack: The Musical, now on Broadway)

Full disclosure, the musical biopic about my life is not actually premiering on Broadway. Or anywhere, mainly because it doesn't exist. Nor do I, you are simply in a coma, and it's time to wake up now...

I come from a family of small scale entrepreneurs, and when I was 12 my dad purchased a snowcone hut to put on the parking lot of his other business property. I begged for an opportunity to work there despite my young age. On my first day, roughly 30 min into shift, i made quite the embarrassing amateur mistake. I attempted to push a clog of compacted ice shavings using my hand 🖐️ immediately cut off a half inch of my middle and ring fingers on my right hand. I learned an important life lesson that day. Having everything handed to you can make you into a shitty person, but defiantly resisting all advice or assistance offered, you might break-off more fingers than you can chew.