Daddy Issues (If You've Got) [feat. Squishface & B-Boy Kawadoody]

"The song really speaks for itself. Does anyone actually read these? The lyrics are meant as a joke, playing up as a more of a monster than I am: c'mon give me a break. Ever heard acting? Everyone likes a well crafted villain.

I didn't have anything in mind when I started this one. I just did the first verse, after that I stumbled into the chorus: If you've got daddy issues just came out and it felt right. Very much a stream of consciousness song, just getting it out and not over thinkng it. I mean there's intential clever word play but just saying it feels nice when you don't have to edit much.

Obvious tributes to ODB, one of my rap heroes. I love that even though he wasn't a great singer he flaunted his singing skills, it really set his style apart. Even some style references to 2-Pac. Hope those made you chuckle a little." - Squishface 👹🐀

Stay tuned! Squishface has a suprise rap duo in the works. We think you're going to dig their concept 👹👻.

Lyrics:
[Intro]
If you've got daddy issues

[Verse]
You wouldn't believe how hard it is
To find a girl that'll blow me
When I dress like a clown
and look like Klaus Nomi
But when I do I come buckets
And when I come buckets she doody doo
and shits in the wrong place
Like Maya Angelou be
When I fuck her brains out
She passes out and then comes too
Crossin tongues languange
just like a Maya do
Then we go and do-si- do
and nobody know
what we doody do
and then she comes too
much harder than her dady used to do
to her

[Chorus A]
If you've got daddy issues
If you've got daddy issues
You can come over
and play with me
but girly
I play dirty
like ODB

If you've got daddy issues
If you've got daddy isues
Come over
and play with me
But baby
I play dirty

If you've got daddy issues
Here's a cum covered tissue
Yes a cum covered tissue
From a time you're in an issue
Of a Hustler
Yup a magazine
That your daddy seen
That your daddy seen
That your daddy seen
That your daddy seen

[Verse 2]
All the criminal minds in my mind
Be callin' me Alex Stein
Because I'm Prime Time
99.9% of the time
I said get outta my face
I'm looking for big booty latinas
That want between a hard place
my cock yup-yup my weiner
And she comes over to my place
I'm erected to see her
And when she's craving Oscar Meyer
I don't deny her
I feed her
You know AOC's got a butt
and she's an electoral cheater
and when I'm grilling up hot links
she wears leapord print and cheetah

[Verse 2 Extended]
And you're in a bikini
and when I show her my wenie
I eat her tuna salad
Yup a whitey and a beanie

Where dee beans at weirdy
Where dee beans at weirdy
Where dee beans at
Where dee beans at
Where dee beans at weirdy

[Chorus B - Shortened]
If you've got daddy issues
Here's a cum covered tissue
from that time that I saw you
In that tackied up hustler issue
I'm sure your daddy still misses you
I'm sure your daddy still misses you
Who's your daddy now
I'm your daddy now
Smoke a fatty now
Poke a fatty ow!

[Verse 3]
She calls me Benny Benson
and sometimes her Magic Johnson
Cuz my Johnson's got magic
and I make her wave her flag son
But just like Magic
I've got a fucking problem
That's of his time
I'm HIV postive
99.9% of the time
and when I'm not flaring up
I'm hunched up like Golemn
Cuz my big erect column
Is popping through my denim
I put it up my waste band
But that's not helping man
It's a waste man
It's a waste man
It's a waste man

[Rant from a girl with daddy issues]
Ummm, so I heard you date girls with.... daddy issues?
And I heard you do fucked up shit!
Like you give them: cum covered tissues.
And like totaly was like from these times that they were
Modeling in these Hustler issues?
And there's a high probability
that their daddy saw the fucking Hustler
I mean that's just fucked up.

[Outro]
Yeah a little birdy told me that you've got daddy issues
Yeah a little birdy told me that you've got daddy issues
Yeah a little birdy told me that you've got some daddy issues
Yeah a little birdy told me that you've got some daddy issues
You've got daddy issues (You've really got some daddy issues)
credits
from Demon Rat 👹🐀, released August 16, 2025