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Forget Skeletons! Robots Are Downloading Our Secrets 🤖🤫
No more skeletons in closets—something new is lurking and logging all your secrets! Ready for the future? #DadJokes #FutureHumor #Robots #ClosetSecrets #FunnyDadFunnies
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In the future our robots will know our deepest secrets, instead of having skeletons in your closets we will have Robots in our closets!
In the future, forget skeletons in the closet—our robots will be stashed in there, rebooting with all our juicy secrets!
We all had Skeletons in our closets Now we have Cell Phones in our closets and Soon we will have Robots in our closets.
First we had skeletons in our closets… then cell phones. Give it a few years, and we’ll be hiding robots in there too.
In the future, forget skeletons in the closet—our robots will be lurking in there, down loading with all our juicy secrets!
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