Even high street banks get mistaken for .... "spy agencies?!" Read all about it!

I’ve been out and about today, just doing my usual "explore ...... with humour" routine… when suddenly I spot something that nearly made me drop my .... KULFI (Indian ice cream)!
SBI?!
What are S…B…I ........ doing in the UK?!!
In the middle of a London high street?! What is this — a new undercover spy agency? Scotland Yard gone international?
I mean, I’ve heard of the FBI… but SBI?!
Come on!
I was ready to report for duty — shades on, invisible ink pen in my top pocket. I even practised saying "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds!"
Turns out… It’s not a secret service at all. It’s the State Bank of India – UK Branch.
A BANK!
Not spies.
Not agents.
Just offering good interest rates and rupee transfers!
No exploding cuffllinks, rings or necklaces!
Just cheque books, PIN numbers and probably a really helpful ....... "AUNTY ji" ....... behind the counter asking ....... "Beta, would you like to have a masala chai, or mango lassi, with your mortgage application, today?"
I walked in expecting action via ...... 007! I walked out with a leaflet on personal loans and a reminder to open a savings account!
So next time you’re out on the high street and spot something mysterious — don’t jump to conclusions ........ like me! It might not be Mi6… it might just be a branch from Mumbai, where even the banks get mistaken for spy agencies!
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Ever mistaken a business for something completely random?
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