🖥🔐 OPERATION SECURE BOOT [COMPROMISED] Then ThisistheRay showed up!

🥫 MRE Recipe (Secure Boot Edition):
💻🔑➡️🔒➡️🖥➡️❌➡️🤬💀

LIVE from the frontlines of Battlefield 6…
it’s Corporal “Why Won’t My PC POST?” Gore 🪖💻

❗WARNING: May cause unexpected BIOS resets, driver tantrums, and involuntary tech support requests.

💥 Enemies everywhere!
🔫 Ammo status: Securely locked… behind BitLocker
📡 Mission objective: Reboot without dying

🖥 SYSTEM STATUS: Beanie seated firmly, OS not found
🧭 NAVIGATION: GPS now points to UEFI Setup Utility
🎯 TARGETS: Only visible after firmware update
🦵 STEALTH: Broken after Windows Update decided to restart mid-match

💀 Featuring special guest appearances by:
 • The IT guy who swears “it worked on my machine”
 • A pop-up asking if I want to enable TPM 2.0 mid-firefight
 • That one squadmate still stuck at the loading screen

📉 MORALE: Securely encrypted, but inaccessible
🧃 HYDRATION: Only if the watercooler boots
🪑 COVER: Behind a stack of unplugged motherboards
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: BIOS menu, praying for F10 to work

🕵️ Watch the chaos, stay for the POST beep that never comes.

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