Another day, another adventure (number 2). Read all about it!

There's never a dull moment .......when travelling on the local public transport bus network!
An elderly gentleman, probably in his late 80s, steps on board the bus I was travelling on.
Before he could be seated, the lady bus driver drives off, leaving the poor guy holding onto the handrail ........ for dear life.
He nearly fell to the ground ..... but not before yelling in anger!
Having noticed that the bus driver was a female, he decided to control the use of his choice of words, ie ("DOUBLE-DUTCH")!
Normally, in these circumstances you would hear the swear word beginning with an ..... "F?!"
Haa Haa!
However, due to the driver's gender, he chose to downgrade his language, by shouting ...... "knickers, knickers!"
Fellow passengers were quite amazed (and amused!) to see that he was able to speak a foreign language, i.e. ....... "double-dutch?!"
Perhaps he was from ...... The Netherlands (Holland)?
Haa Haa, who knows!
After howling "knickers, knickers", I could hear one of the passengers howling, "no use shouting knickers, knickers mate, because of the sizzling hot weather, the driver ain't wearing any today!!"
Can you experience such entertainment while driving your own car ....... even if you have a ....... ROLLS ROYCE?
Haa Haa, not on my ....... neLLy ..... or ...... beLLy!!
CONCLUSION: All's well that ...... ends well?!!