The only "Doctor's Surgery" that doesn't require an appointment. Read all about it!

"Have you tried the only 'Doctor' that requires NO appointment?
You simply walk in with an empty stomach ....... and Dr SMASH will fill your belly with SMASHING grub and possible ...... indigestion in the process?!

"Forget NHS waiting lists, at Dr. SMASH, the only thing you’re waiting for...
...is for your SMASHING burger to cool down so you don’t burn your face."

"Now, let’s talk about their ......... SMASHING ....... treatment options, shall we?"

"Smash Burgers: Classic smash burger, various options.
Other Burgers: Chicken burgers, Philly Cheese steak Burger.
Vegan Options: Vegan burger, various options.
They also serve various SMASHING sandwiches and a whole lot more besides!"

PS: I had a SMASHING time SMASHING a classic SMASH burger to pieces, at their Dr. SMASH (food) surgery, Greenford Road, Greenford. The grub was a SMASH hit with me ........ and I needed NO prescription for a change ........ so saving me a small fortune in the process!!"