Another day, another adventure (number 5) .... via my "chauffeur-driven bus". Read all about it!

As mentioned in my previous posts, I simply love travelling on the London Transport bus network!!
For a start, my "chauffeur" drives me around, so no stress, no hassle driving my car and dodging so many idiots on the road, not to mention parking and the dreaded traffic wardens!
Recently a young couple stepped on board the bus I was on!
Not surprisingly, they chose to sit on the upper deck, and sat right at the back, where most young guys (and dolls!) end up!
I always sit at the front of the upper deck ...... so as to avoid mingling with some of the younger generation for obvious reasons!
Haa Haa!
But this particular young couple turned out to be FRENCH, and had a mind of their own?!
They thought, "since we are in England, not many (if any) speaka-the-f-r-e-n-c-h language in the UK?"
So they decided to ...... "LET LOOSE" ....... and started singing, VERY LOUDLY, in their ....... "DOUBLE-DUTCH" ...... lingo, using some VERY choice words (%gh@f^k), convinced that we Brits ONLY eat fish-n-chips, drown ourselves in Guinness, and apart from speaking I-N-G-L-I-S-H, we know nothing else??
Stupid people, before leaving home, or rather before leaving their hotel room, they forgot to L@@K into the bathroom mirror?!
If they had, they would have realised that some of us are not typical "Napoleons", we can speak (and understand) a foreign language, in this particular case ........ F-r-e-n-c-h!
It's easy to understand .... French ....... coZ ...... I've been brought up to munch ....... F-R-E-N-C-H ..... FRIES ....... all my life!!
PS: Before departing off the bus, I went back to where they were seated, and said very calmly (they weren't expecting this!) ........ "guess what, we in the UK eat a lot of ........ F-R-E-N-C-H FRIES ........ at McDonalds ......... all the time, so we understand F-r-e-n-c-h, so next time be careful with your language. I WASN'T a-m-u-s-e-d with your DOUBLE-DUTCH words ....... even though I'm NOT ....... DUTCH!!"
NEEDLESS TO SAY ....... I SAID IT IN F-R-E-N-C-H ...... THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!
THEY WERE HIT FOR ...... S-I-X!!!
PPS: Did I just say, "HIT FOR SIX?" I never knew the F-r-e-n-c-h were also ......... CRICKETTY-CRICKET ...... LOVERS?!!!
You learn something ...... new ....... everyday ..........!!!!
"Merci beaucoup!!!!!"
Hallelujah!!!