Stocks Are Partying… Until Monday! 📈😂 US & UK

Today in the Stock Market – Comedy Edition
Wall Street is partying like it’s 1999 because inflation finally chilled out… and the UK’s FTSE 100 is tagging along like a little brother who just wants to be part of the fun. 💃

US traders are betting the Fed will cut rates in September, the pound is flexing against the dollar, and certain stocks are moonwalking (while others are face-planting). CoreWeave dropped faster than my phone in the toilet, Webtoon Entertainment made a Disney deal and jumped like it just found out there’s free cake, and Sapiens International got a $2.5B boost — basically buying themselves a whole new personality.

Stick around for the market tea, sarcasm, and why your portfolio might finally be smiling again. 😏
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