🔥🚗 BLOOD, GAS, & SAND: FURY EDITION

🍖 Wasteland Recipe:
🥩🛢️🌵☠️➡️🔥➡️🚗💨➡️🤢💀

LIVE from somewhere between Bullet Farm and Gas Town…
it’s Road Captain “Don’t Touch My V8” Gore 🪖☠️

❗WARNING: May cause excessive engine revving, involuntary war cries, and sudden chrome addiction.

💥 Raiders everywhere!
🔫 Ammo supply: One mag, two angry scavengers eyeing it
📡 Mission objective: Beat the storm, beat the war boys

🌀 CLOTHING STATUS: Sandblasted rags
🧭 NAVIGATION: “Follow the dust” strategy
🦵 STEALTH: Impossible when your ride sounds like the apocalypse
🎯 TARGETS: Visible through heat waves only

💀 Featuring special guest appearances by:
 • Quasimodo wrenching under the hood mid-chase
 • That war boy who keeps shouting “WITNESS ME!”
 • A flaming guitar truck, just because

📉 MORALE: Running on fumes
🧃 HYDRATION: Whatever’s in that rusty can
🪑 COVER: Scrap metal and hope
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: The edge of the storm wall, sand in every orifice

🕵️ Watch the chaos, stay for the wasteland sarcasm.

📡 ABOUT ME
🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
🚫 Discord: Nope.
🚫 Instagram: Garbage.
🚫 TikTok: Double garbage.