Hitting a Kurvball: Distributions for 8-14-25

Kurv just dropped their August Week 2 distribution estimates, and we're breaking it down — with jokes, tacos, and a healthy dose of passive income hype.

💰 AMZP (Amazon ETF): $0.4500/share
💻 MSFY (Microsoft ETF): $0.2500/share
🗓️ Ex-dividend date: August 13, 2025
💸 Payable: August 14, 2025

Whether you're holding these ETFs or just dividend-curious, this is the funniest 2 minutes you'll spend learning about distributions.

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