Cheap Sex [feat. Squishface]

A song of fast cars, cheap sex, latex, spandex, cute girls, undressing, and Panda Express gone wrong.

We hope the humor isn't lost on you. This ones about a predatory rock star whose good time is ruined by an over critical air-headed groupie with a shallow opinion of music. Despite her superficial infatuation with the rocker and his eagerness to hookup, she ruins the situation with her unhelpful feedback. She doesn't have the active listening skills, nor the musical schema / lexicon to discern what is good or what is bad and communicate that effectively. Sadly she never gets the Panda Express he promised her.

"Certainly there's a lot to laugh about: towards the superficiality of inflated rock stars and mentally deflated groupies. It's easy to think we're better than everyone and even take advantage of perceived targets. The groupie and the rock star are the ultimate symbol of opportunists leeching off each other's status / value. It's like a Ouroboro made of two leeches.

Ironically though, I'm sure any artist knows: that when it comes to casual feedback sometimes you encounter 'testers' with varying levels of knowledge, skill, and communicability.

Of course we should hear anyone regardless of whether they can critique or not, it's just a lot harder to decipher what the unacquainted are saying.

But at the same time sometimes the frustration can be overwhelming because they don't have the same perception skills as a trained expert in the creative field: sometimes they'll give you wrong feedback because they can't detect the quality and value that is laid out intentionally. As if they are absorbing the piece with their eyes and ears closed.

But it is what it is, it'd be like trying to give a football coach feedback on their plays but you don't watch / play football but since you like to play make believe with football action figures you feel you're an expert because you like what you like inside your minimal experience. It's like an assumed expert fallacy, most folks think they've got to be right because they know that they know and since they know their truth their truth must be valid hahaha. Hmm I'm not going to far in that direction myself am I?

But ironically most of musical marketing is: trying to appeal to these action figure players / collectors! Music is a vicious circle, but in the end you've gotta love the consumer. Wait, maybe I'm more of a conceded rock loser than I previously thought! Noooooooooooo!"
- Squishface

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Ok baby b-but listen
Just fucking
Why don't you just listen to yourself?
Like what does that even fucking mean?
Like do you even know what you're trying to say?
Ugh I don't even know...

[Pre-Chorus]
Fast car
Cheap sex
Latex
Spandex
Cute girl
Undress
Panda Express

[Chorus]
Said, you can't hurt nobody (Hey)
D-duh D-d-duh
D-duh Duh-d-d-d Duh
D-duh Duh-d-d Duh Duh
Duh Duh

[Verse]
You know you're running with me baby
And you're telling me how to sing
And you're telling me what to say
And you're telling me what to do
But you don't know a fucking thing

[Pre-Chorus]
Fast car
Cheap sex
Latex
Spandex
Cute girl
Undress
Panda Express

[Chorus x2]
Said, you can't hurt nobody (Hey)
D-duh D-d-duh
D-duh Duh-d-d-d Duh
D-duh Duh-d-d Duh Duh
Duh Duh

[Rant 1]
Ugh, alright look you're riding in my car
With my tape deck and my music
I'm the one who wrote it
I'm the one who knows how to fucking sing it
So why don't you just shut your fucking mouth
And just let me do my thing okay

I'm the fucking rock star
You're just a fucking trick
Who's riding my dick right now OK
It's just a passing thing
And you don't even know anything about music
The only thing you like is Duran Duran
So just shut the fuck up!

[Chorus x2]
Said, you can't hurt nobody (Hey)
D-duh D-d-duh
D-duh Duh-d-d-d Duh
D-duh Duh-d-d Duh Duh
Duh Duh

[Rant 2]
Look baby you've been riding my dick all goddamn day
I was just looking for some cheap sex
And you've gone and fucking ruined it
I don't even want it anymore
I just want to be able to do my fucking thing creatively OK?
Do you understand what I'm saying?

[Pre-Chorus]
Fast car
Cheap sex
Latex
Spandex
Cute girl
Undress
Panda Express

[Rant 3]
Yeah I know you're a cute girl
and you've got that fucking cheap dress on
I know, that trick fucking works on me
But look it's not fucking working
And I'm not gonna take you to fucking Panda Express
You just won't shut your fucking mouth!

You fucking gone and ruined it OK!
I don't care if you're a cute girl!
I don't care if you're a fucking groupie!
No I'm not taking you to Panda fucking Express!
I'm telling you for the last fucking time!

[Rant 4]
Alright baby look, here's the fucking deal
I don't come to where you fucking work
To slap the dicks out of your mouth OK?
So why don't you just let me do my fucking thing
I'm the one who sings
And you just shut the fuck up!

You clearly don't know what you're talking about
You don't even have the lexicon to describe what the fuck you're thinking
And you don't listen to enough music to be able to give me enough critical feedback:
So why don't you shut your fucking lips:
because you don't even have enough active listening skills.