He Keeps on Throwing Dildos! 😱 Insane WNBA Crimes Solved? Part 2

Time and again, the green rod was cast into the fray, disrupting play and stirring the passions of players and spectators alike. Then, fate intervened with a most grievous act — the rod struck two players simultaneously, directly in the mouth, a moment that shocked and slightly aroused a nation, altering the course of the game forever.

In the wake of this shocking event, the authorities intensified their efforts, scouring far and wide for the elusive vandal, determined to bring him swiftly to justice.

Yet, amid this tumult, a curious phenomenon emerged. The owners of the league, ever watchful, perceived a strange enchantment within the chaos — a surge of delight and engagement among the fans, a boon to commerce and spirit alike....to be continued...