(Abbreviated version of) Is 31/ATLAS ABLE TO PENETRATE EARTH?

(New Speed Edit) Dr. PROTO guest hosts The Dude Report. After suffering, severe burns to his head in a chemical fire, Dr. Proto has finally returned to thoroughly examine the impending threat of Alien Spacecraft 31/ATLAS!
Will we be rammed up the Azz and Ultimately DESTROYED? Or are these Green Aliens just looking for a good time from behind?