EP. 3 - Memphis Corruption, Jimmy’s Brutal Fall, Elon’s Rough Week & St. Paddy’s Day Chaos

Episode 3 is here, and it’s a wild one! We break down the latest Memphis corruption scandal—where did $848K go, and why is the city’s transit system always broke? Jimmy takes a nasty fall and nearly donates his kneecap to the concrete gods. Elon Musk’s Tesla stock is tanking, astronauts are stranded, and Dogecoin isn’t mooning—time for a drink? Plus, we talk St. Patrick’s Day traditions, Germantown High School’s demolition, and America’s upcoming 250th birthday.

0:00 - Chaotic intro & the most uncoordinated podcast start ever
2:30 - The “Revenge of the Sith” podcast idea (yes, we’re serious)
5:00 - St. Paddy’s Day: Green beer, bad fashion & no hangovers
7:00 - Memphis transit CEO allegedly blows $848K on pens, massages & Amazon orders
12:00 - Is the FBI running everything? (Conspiracy rabbit hole time)
16:00 - Jimmy’s brutal fall: The pavement wins, his knee loses
18:30 - Road rage incident: Subaru driver vs. Indian Palace van
24:00 - Six Big Beers: Why Elon & the economy need a drink 🍺
32:00 - RIP Germantown High (1911-2026) & our wildest high school stories
38:00 - America’s 250th birthday is coming—where should we celebrate?
45:00 - Wrapping up: First guest announcement & why we need your reviews!

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