Your Relationship is Only 28.57% Efficient (Missing 5 Partners) - EP41

Mathematical relationship counsellor reveals why your love life is statistically tragic 🔢💔

Dr. Zephyr Multigloom (seven-eyed alien mathematician) calculates relationship efficiency scores and discovers humans are doing romance ALL WRONG. From the 47-page love equation with FOOTNOTES to the three-planet diplomatic crisis, this episode breaks down why singles are "StICKing" and embracing mathematical love solutions.

✨ HIGHLIGHTS:

The legendary 47-page romance equation disaster
Why wedding rings are “geometrically hostile”
Freak matching meets alien mathematics

Live relationship efficiency calculations
Dating apps = mathematical tragedy?

Perfect for anyone who's ever overanalysed a text message or wondered if love needs a spreadsheet! 📱📊

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00:00:00 - Warning
00:00:23 - Intro
00:03:04 - Opening Tea Service
00:12:44 - Personal Journey
00:26:07 - Zarrax’s Quantum Hair Restoration Clinic
00:30:05 - Cultural Exchange
00:47:23 - Cosmic Advice Corner
00:54:28 - Tea Time Conundrum
00:59:32 - Gorthak’s Interdimensional Moving Company
01:03:11 - Rapid Fire Tea Round
01:06:48 - Closing Tea
01:09:28 - Fin