OPERATION SNOW CONE GONE WRONG 🥶🔫🏔

Mission started simple:
❄️ Infiltrate enemy base
🧍‍♂️ Stay stealthy
💥 Extract intel

…then the Rockies said “nah”.

🧊 Froze mid-aim like a discount ice sculpture
🦊 Snow fox declared my helmet its Airbnb
👀 Yeti in the distance just slow-clapping my failure
🔫 Rifle now firing snowballs only

Meanwhile over comms:
🗣️ “Ghost Actual, you still with us?”
💬 …cracking noises only
📉 Stealth rating: -100%

This isn’t tactical…
This is Cryo-Warfare ❄️💀