Why I Proposed to My Wife

Two people meet, they date, they fall in love, they decide to spend the rest of their lives together. 

A tale as old as time.

We’ve been a couple since 2006.

Damn.

That means we’re hitting 20 years together next year.

(She knows the month and day we met. I know neither.)

We’ve been married for most of that time.

And life is good.

Now, let’s see if anyone out there with an IQ relative to that of a turnip ties this video to the canned pumpkin guy one.