South Park Spoofs Kristi Noem: ‘A Few Years Ago, I Had to Put My Puppy Down by Shooting it in the Face’

NOEM: “Welcome to the team, recruits. I’m Kristi Noem, head of Homeland Security.”
UNKNOWN: “Oh, she seems nice, mkay? Very pretty.”
NOEM: “A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what’s important means doing what’s hard.”
UNKNOWN: “Whoa. Whoa.”
NOEM: “Now, we’ll ask the same determination of you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy.”
UNKNOWN: “Oh, God!”
NOEM: “As the face of homeland security, I’ll be leading the way. And together, we’ll make sure everyone is in this country legally. So let’s get out there and get ‘em, recruits. Together, we can make it happen.”