Goofy Foot v's Regular Foot (ITV rant)

1 month ago
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It's just a waste of eh
it's just
it's a waste of time
(verse 1)
How many months have we been
ya know what annoys me is that everybody else is talking about everything else except for like the actual topic of things that we need to be talking about
hahahaha
like
imagine I just started saying like
left handed,
left handed people v's right handed people
I'ma open up a left handed L's space
ah fuck left handed people
or or goofy foot v's
ahh here it is
goofy foot v's regular foot
skateboarding hahahaha
or snowboarding
ya goofy foot left foot forward right foot forward
which one is it?
I think regular foot is the way and all you goofy foot people you need to switch your left foot forward
and we're not going to call it switch now whatever
hahahaha it's an example
it's just so nonsensical

(verse 2)
it's like shut up
Haych Tee this is not your therapy sessions
we don't care what you think
you are not converted
it's not a A A thing

(CHORUS)
I don't want to turnout like you HAYCH TEa
YOU'RE gay
you have questionable fashion choices
you unbutton your shirt like a grease ball
your shoobie doo wop dude
i don't wanna to listen to you sorry
hahahaha

(VERSE 3)
damn just annoying as fuck
i think he's just getting shutdown so hard
it's best to just ignore his ass
he just wants clicks
I think he realises that he can pack the algoritymn by doing this to get more
er listen the majority of the people are fucking open to this shit because they wanna i don't know, whatever
they gotta a crush on this guy
(VERSE 4)
listening to that guy Jeff Daughtey talk about fucking
talk about fucking like gushing over
how wonderful it was to met haych tea
he opened his mouth like he was getting comed in his face and shit
like body language wise
when i was talkng to him
he was like oh ahhhhh he was recalling the ectasy that it was
like ah ew ohhhhhhhhhh

(CHORUS)
I don't want to turnout like you HAYCH TEa
YOU'RE gay
you have questionable fashion choices
you unbutton your shirt like a grease ball
your shoobie doo wop dude
i don't wanna to listen to you sorry
hahahaha

(VERSE 5)
it was so gay
that's why i pressed him on that tranny shit
cause i wanted to see how he'd react to it
i just pressed him slighty on it a couple of times
he was like your being an asshole
i really wasn't
i was just like
your gotta kinda explain yourself
and he did
he said it was fun as fuck
and i got moneyyyyyyy
for doing it
for my daughter
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

(CHORUS)
I don't want to turnout like you HAYCH TEa
YOU'RE gay
you have questionable fashion choices
you unbutton your shirt like a grease ball
your shoobie doo wop dude
i don't wanna to listen to you sorry
hahahaha

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