16 Christmas Hotline! Leave a message, and you'll get a reply with a smile

Hey there! You’ve reached the North Pole Hotline!
Press 1 for last-minute gift ideas (because procrastination is a holiday tradition).
Press 2 to complain about your in-laws (Santa won’t judge).
Press 36 to order an emergency supply of eggnog and holiday cheer.
If all else fails, leave a message after the beep—I’ll call back once I dig myself out of all this wrapping paper!