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Today, we’re saddlin’ up for a Texas-sized tale of runaway Democrats, starring the one the only Rep. Jasmine Crockett. Picture this: Over 50 Texas House Democrats, led by your girl Jasmine, running themselves outta Austin faster than you can say “yee-haw” to dodge a Trump-backed redistricting vote.

According to Fox News, they’re jetting to Chicago, New York, even *Massachusetts*. Their mission? Deny the GOP a quorum to stop a redistricting plan that’d redraw Texas’s electoral map. It’s *Ocean’s Eleven*, but with less George Clooney and more legislative hide-and-seek