💥 THE 50-PAGE DISMISSAL THAT LEFT NOTHING STANDING 💥

They wanted fireworks.
The judge lit a fuse and nuked the whole case.

Tonight, I’m reading — yes, reading — the entire 50-page order that dismantled a lawsuit piece by piece like a broken Ikea shelf. This isn’t just a dismissal... it’s a line-by-line, count-by-count judicial execution with footnotes that hit harder than half the pleadings filed in federal court this year.

This filing walked in like it was going to change case law.
It walked out like it needed a service dog and a support group.

🧃 Bring hydration.
📚 Bring coping skills.
⚖️ Let’s see what happens when a judge runs out of patience and red ink.