🚨 ABC LEGAL FILES TO END THE CIRCUS — WITH PREJUDICE 🚨

Well, well, well… ABC Legal just stepped into the ring and brought the receipts, the case law, and enough Florida citations to bury Leslie Ferderigos’ lawsuit deeper than her last three abandoned filings. 💀📚

In this motion to dismiss, ABC didn’t just dismantle her nonsense — they cataloged her entire filing history like a Greatest Hits of Legal Meltdowns:

Process server harassment? Nope.

Emotional distress? Not a chance.

Invasion of privacy? Try again.

Defamation? You mean the police report? 🔒 Privileged.

Abuse of process? There wasn’t any process yet. 📭

And just when you think they’re done, they lay out Leslie’s pattern of vexatious, copy-paste litigation: four lawsuits, same playbook, zero outcomes. They want this gone — with prejudice — and honestly? So does everyone else in that courtroom.

Tonight, we’re going through the filing, roasting the claims, and asking the real question:
👉 How many lawsuits does it take before a court says “Ma’am, no.”

Bring your beverage of choice. You’ll need it. 🍷

🎯 Featuring: shotgun pleadings, legal footnotes from hell, and Exhibit A doing more damage than any defendant ever did.

🧨 She filed it. They shredded it. I’m lighting what’s left.