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“I Opened the Map… and My Brain Logged Out” 🧠🗺 💥
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All I wanted…
Was to find a side mission 😭
Instead, I opened the map and got hit with:
📍 Side Missions
📍 Main Missions
📍 Control Points
📍 SHD Tech
📍 Projects
📍 Friend Requests from Agents I Don't Even Know
📍 Icons I Swear I've NEVER SEEN BEFORE
Zoomed in? Worse.
Zoomed out? NIGHTMARE.
I spun that map like a pizza and forgot what I was even doing 🍕
💬 "Where am I?"
💬 "What’s that skull?"
💬 "Why is this blinking??"
💬 "WHO IS BENITEZ AND WHY IS SHE YELLING AT ME?!"
Eventually I just picked a random dot and prayed 🙏
…Ended up in the Dark Zone with a pistol and a dream 🥲
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