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			COSMIC THETA THEATER - JOURNEY OF THE SEVENTH PLANET
Welcome to Cosmic Theta Theater 2117, the only intergalactic film lounge where the popcorn’s stale, the jokes are fresh, and the movies… well, this week it’s Danish space madness, so buckle the hell up.
Tonight, we’re watching “Journey to the Seventh Planet” (1962) — a movie where horny astronauts from the future fight psychic alien brain-blobs on Uranus. Yes, Uranus. We’re not above that joke. We live in that joke.
Expect cheesy sets, cardboard rockets, Cold War sci-fi nonsense, and dialogue stiffer than a freeze-dried MRE. We’ll be riffing this thing like it owes us rent — with sarcasm, bad accents, and just enough cosmic wisdom to justify our collective descent into madness.
So grab your raygun, pour yourself a suspiciously-colored space cocktail, and join us in the Theta sector. It’s gonna get weird, it’s gonna get dumb, and it’s probably gonna get demonetized.
🛸💬 Live chat encouraged. Pants optional. Sanity not required.
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