An Account in Heaven

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Lyrics:

’Scuse me, sir
I wanna open
An account in heaven
To store some bullion

The account is free
Says this ticket here
It’s a package deal
With the Kingdom seal

I’ll use God’s vault
Gain some interest
It’s the greatest place
For me to invest

All the other banks
Take mere earthly money
That stuff is all
Just temporary

Can’t take it with you
Past the gates
Even if you stack it
High in crates

Just sheets of paper
Those dollar bills
With government stamps
Printed at the mills

The stuff it buys
Turns to rust
And if not that
It rots to dust

Thieves break in
You hit inflation
The man wants his tax
Can’t relax

Where you’ve got your treasure
You pin your heart
Hard to leave
Hurts to part

The Bank of God
Takes great deposits
No user fees
Compound profits

Best of all
I can use it in that city
The one where I’ll live
In eternity

Withdrawals are honored
By God Himself
The value added
Won’t run out

He knows how
To increase riches
Shares of His stock
Exceed all wishes

He sees the future
That’s a great portfolio
Why wouldn’t I expect
My wealth to overflow

And the legal tender
Your bank accepts
Is plenty pickings
God’s moral precepts

Do His will
Take His tasks
Love your neighbor
Do what He asks

I can always put more
In the bank
No penny pinching
I’ll be frank

’Scuse me, sir
I wanna open
An account in heaven
To store some bullion

Lyrics by Zephyr Axiom
Copyright Zephyr Axiom