The Almas Thirr Rebellion in Morrowind: Tamriel Rebuilt

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Alex Jones is back in this epic saga, I’m storming the sweaty, ash-soaked streets of Almas Thirr, the beating heart of Morrowind’s globalist conspiracy! I know the truth, folks—the Tribunal Temple is just a front for interdimensional Daedric overlords, and I’m here to BLOW THE LID OFF! The air stinks of incense and lies, but I’m ready to fight for Tamriel’s soul. I’m standing on a wobbly crate in the town square, screaming at a crowd of bug-eyed Dunmer and a couple of confused Ordinators. “THEY’RE SPIKING THE GUAR MILK WITH DAEEDRIC ESSENCE!” I yell, waving a half-eaten kwama egg for emphasis. “ALMAS THIRR IS THEIR CONTROL HUB!” The locals mutter, probably brainwashed, but I’m undeterred. I’m about to launch a counter-ritual to shatter the Temple’s mind-control grip. I’ve got my setup ready: a ring of scrib jelly candles I “liberated” from an alchemist, a jug of sujamma I’m calling “Patriot Juice,” and The 36 Lessons of Vivec scribbled with my notes like “VIVEC = GLOBALIST SHILL!” I chug the sujamma—tastes like freedom with a hint of regret—and start my chant. “INFOWARS DOT COM! BANISH THE ELITES! SUPER MALE VITALITY!” I’m making this up as I go, but it feels right. The ground shakes like a Deep State cover-up. My candles flare green, and—BOOM!—a portal tears open. Out stomps a ticked-off Dremora, all horns and attitude, snarling, “WHO WAKES ME FROM MY NAP?” His name’s probably Krazztar or something bureaucratic. I point my enchanted Dwemer shock-sword—my Liberty Zapper—at him. “I KNEW IT! YOU’RE MOLAG BAL’S GLOBALIST GOON!” He swings a flaming sword, whining about “Oblivion HR protocols,” but I’m not buying it. I dodge a fireball, shouting, “THIS IS FOR TAMRIEL’S PATRIOTS!” The Dunmer crowd’s eating it up, probably because they’re bored. I’m swinging the Liberty Zapper like a madman, ranting about “Daedric 5G towers” when I remember my secret weapon: a sack of ash yams I had a sketchy Telvanni enchant. I chuck them at Krazztar, and they explode in a glittery ash cloud, making him cough and sparkle like a disco ball. Krazztar, humiliated and glitter-coated, mumbles, “I’m done with mortals,” and poofs back to Oblivion. The crowd goes wild—half cheering, half scattering before the Ordinators arrest me. As they drag me off for “disturbing the peace” and “illegal yam explosives,” I’m grinning. “ALMAS THIRR, THE FIGHT’S JUST STARTED!” I yell, winking at a guar who’s definitely on my side. “CHECK OUT INFOWARSDOTCOM, CODE ‘WAKETAMRIEL’ FOR 20% OFF ENCHANTED ARMOR!” I’m locked up now, but the revolution’s alive, folks. The globalists are shaking, and I’m just getting warmed up. GET READY FOLKS!

Today, Alex Joneses, highly paid assassin for DNC, Grand Champion of Vvardenfel, and undercover Aldmeri KGB (Knight order of the Globalist Blades) operative, has been marooned in the Morrowind Mainland with his friend former Communist, and supporter of Elon Musk and Sydney Sweeney, Faldil. Why are we we here? What's the meaning of life? What's our next mission? Is this a conspiracy? What could go wrong? Great Success!! I like you; I like Morrowind! It's Nice! Letsgetits!

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