Get the hell out of my cab now

Music by The Kinks
Vocals & lyrics by Glen Gordon 2022
Lyrics

Met a girl called LuLu - i picked her up in my Gab
smelling stinky looking bad - spoze i could have used a bath
Wait- hold on- hey where are you going
i dont want you in my gab but i must earn a living - and i wont get the jab
theres a gun under my seat - and that pungent odor comes from my feet
i got some dog poo under my shoe -
and my breath smells like curry - but what can i do
get the fuck out of my gab now
get the fuck out of my gab now
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Well i took a bath washed my feet - even brushed my teeth
found a stinky diaper - underneith my seat
they said Raj what the fuck is wrong with you
no wonder your customers always complain
They throw up - you frown - you throw them all out
but before they leave - you always shout out
get the fuck out of my gab now
get the fuck out of my gab now
Stinky Raj you got no running water - no toilet paper
twelve sons and daughters
spend your money on curry and lamb
you smell like dog shit - wholly fuck man !!!
and he smells like shit - yes he does
get the fuck out of my gab now (yes he smells like shit)
get the fuck out of my gab now
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Ghandi Ghandi help me please - no-one understands
the stench that im omitting - is excreting from my glands
theres a gun under my seat - and that pungent odor comes from my feet
i said its not me honey - i just took a bath
and if you dont like it - get the hell out of my gab
get the fuck out of my gab now
get the fuck out of my gab now
bile septic - rancid stench - worse than road kill - in a ditch
the horrid odor is so offending - the rancid stench is - never ending
and he smells like shit - yes he does
get the fuck out of my gab now (man he smells like shit)
get the fuck out of my gab now ( ah hey its not that bad)
get the fuck out of my gab now -(i dont smell like shit)

get the fuck out of my gab now
I dont smell like shit