💥 THE RICO THAT WROTE ITSELF — AND LOST WITH PREJUDICE 💥

They filed a federal lawsuit so bloated with AI-generated nonsense, you could smell the copy-paste from space. Ten pages of keyboard courage, vague conspiracies, and a full buffet of federal statutes — all aimed at proving absolutely nothing.

Then came the ruling.

🚨 Dismissed. With. Prejudice. 🚨
No hearing. No discovery. Just a swift judicial facepalm and a stamped ticket back to Fantasy Law School.

In tonight’s episode, I break down how the “RICO” case that tried to take down everyone from court clerks to hospital staff got laughed right out of federal court. We’re talking hallucinated case law, missing defendants, and a plaintiff who confused “cause of action” with “Ctrl+V.”

🎯 Featuring:
• The judgment that ended it all
• A forensic roast of Part 2
• And your boy, still rocking Velcro shoes, pointing out every flaming wreck on this legal clown train

This isn’t accountability. This is what happens when delusion meets a docket.

🧃 BYOB (Bring Your Own Brief — the kind that isn’t fiction)
🎬 It’s content so real, even the PACER clerk needed a drink.