🎥 Just a Taste of the Chaos: Texas, Cannabis & the Lieutenant Governor Rant! 🍬🔥

We were going to save this for next time… but you need to hear a preview of this wild speech from Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick. From sour belts and gummy worms to cowboys and train tracks—this clip is everything you'd expect and more.

🧠💥 “This is not Dan’s folly. This is to save an entire generation...”
🎯 Suing Texas to stop Texas? Yes, it’s real.
💬 “Would you want that? He’d be all f*cked up.”
👮‍♂️ 8,000 shops, no permits. And sheriffs? Oh yeah—they're in this too.

And yes, next time: Ken Paxton, Texas vs. Texas, and more legal absurdities.
Stay tuned... 👀

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