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THE GOONS' LASER BALLOONS
Our second childrens book, "The Goons' Laser Balloons" is now available on ALL Amazon platforms!
Wonderful tooling and fun for homeschooling, to get your child’s truth glasses on!
High-flying-high-voltage laser balloons? Sounds like those nasty old Neighbors, the GOONS!
They never play fair and they love to fight dirty, have you heard of Goon-21 and Goon-30?
The Goons Laser Balloons teaches a moral and common sense, just like book one: The Dukes of Dense.
These nasty northern neighbours, known as the Goons, covet the land and fine wine plums of Toon.
So They hatch a nasty plan to build a Goon railroad track, to steal Toon’s fine wine plums and bring them all back.
But all those Toon houses that stood in their way, would all have to be burned down and then cleared away.
But these weapons were silent, stealthy and pure,
Only ONE witness, Tina...saw what occured,
but the town folk of Toon all refuse to believe her.
Instead they all giggle and laugh at her…..as if she’s some crazy, little loon
everyone knows there’s no such thing as high-voltage laser balloons!
Well, not EVERYONE laughed.
Can tiny Toon Tina and a tin foil hat man, save the toon folk from those Goons’ nasty plan?
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