HAHAHA. USPS "stand up talk" for their 250 yr anniversary

Yup, this is about how it goes. "back pain, knee replacements", I don't understand the "sprang ankles" though. What the hell is a sprang ankle? I know a few people that broke their ankles stepping in HOLES. I damn near did leaving someone's porch once. But didn't "sprang" it. HAHAHA.