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This Device Knew the Store Would Fail — Before the Owner Did
1. **Rob’s Qi Sniffer Predicted These Store Closings — Before They Happened**
2. **This Device Knew the Store Would Fail — Before the Owner Did**
3. **We Measured the Energy — Then Watched the Business Die**
4. **The Invisible Reason Stores Keep Closing in Metro Vancouver**
5. **Feng Shui Isn’t Magic — It’s a Warning System for Business Failure**
6. **How a Chi-Sniffer Outpredicted Google Reviews and Foot Traffic**
7. **They Ignored the Reading. Then the Lights Went Out.**
8. **The Mall Managers Didn’t Believe Us — Until 3 Stores Closed**
9. **From +14 to –35: How Energy Flow Predicts Profit or Collapse**
10. **This Is the Future of Commercial Real Estate — Whether You Believe in Qi or Not**
Rob’s Geomantic Analytics didn’t set out to predict the future.
We set out to *measure energy*.
But time and again, our **Feng Shui Qi Sniffer** — a digital device combining **quantum-grade sensors**, **AI field analysis**, and **patent-inspired signal processing** — has done something extraordinary:
**It accurately predicted store closings** across Metro Vancouver — **before** the signs were obvious.
In Semiahmoo Mall (White Rock):
- Campbell Express — closed. Qi: **–35**
- White Rock Jewellers — closed. Qi: **–28**
- A 5-star-rated cell repair shop — shuttered. Zero feng shui features.
Meanwhile, Murchies Tea — thriving. Qi: **+7.8**
In South Surrey:
- A party supply store closing in 15 days — Qi: **+2, misaligned**
- Next door, Ming Yan Restaurant — fully feng shui’d, doing fine. Qi: **+6.5**
We’re not guessing.
We’re **measuring**.
Low chi zones correlate with:
- Chronic employee stress, skin issues, pain
- Poor customer flow
- High tenant turnover
- Silent failure, despite good products and service
This isn’t superstition.
It’s **environmental resonance** — the same force that guided emperors, shaped temples, and now, can **save small businesses**.
To mall owners, property managers, developers, and entrepreneurs:
You don’t have to believe in dragons to respect the flow.
You just have to **listen to the land**.
Rob’s Geomantic Analytics offers **non-invasive Qi scans**, **energy rebalancing**, and **predictive site assessments** for commercial spaces.
Let’s stop guessing.
Let’s start measuring.
📞 Text: (604) 512-9567
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