NO LOOT?! Fine 😤 I’ll Build My Own Gun! 🔫🪵✨

Back 4 Blood gave me ZERO loot drops today...
So I grabbed some duct tape 🩹, a chair leg 🪑, a spoon 🥄, and a dream 🌈💭

💥 Behold: The “Blaster 9000 Homemade Deluxe”

Accuracy: ❌

Stability: ❌

Style: ✅✅✅

Chance of explosion in hand: 🔥💀

Meanwhile, my team is screaming:
“WHERE’D YOU GET THAT?!”
Me: “I crafted it from disappointment and rage 😎🔧”

👻 Zombies? Toast.
🛠️ Loot? Who needs it.
😂 Sanity? Gone.

Come for the action, stay for the glue fumes.
#Back4Build #NoLootCraftingClub #DIYDoomDealer #CardboardCarnage 🔫🧟‍♂️🧨🪛🎯