Jack parsons had somethings....

Note: Parsons’ JPL/Aerojet role, O.T.O. leadership, and 1952 explosion are documented (en.wikipedia.org, supercluster.com). MKUltra, Stargate, and NHI portal claims are speculative for entertainment. His death’s cause is unconfirmed. DIY investigations are untested and not endorsed. This script is satirical, inspired by X conspiracy buzz (@thatuapgirl 2025).