“SUPERMAN” (1978), as told by Joker

Ahhhh, *Superman colon The Movie!* The film that promised, “You will believe a man can fly!” and instead gave us an alien gym rat in primary colors playing messiah with a middle part and a gay-ass fringe curl.

Now watch as I, the Clown Prince of Cinematic Critique, rip through this patriotic fever dream of tights, trauma, and taxpayer-funded property damage.

From Marlon Brando’s Jan 6th-style insurrectionist trials, to Superman reverse-yeeting the Earth’s rotation like a glitchy fidget spinner—this review has it ALL!
Interplanetary Child trafficking! Unsolicited mouth-to-mouths! White supremacist hand signs for some reason! Even real estate scams by Klaus Schwab-cosplaying baldy billionaires! And of course… the best thing of all: *Zero Batfreaks!*

So grab your glowing green Kryptonite popcorn, click play, and laugh along as I dissect the most disturbing alien invasion story since the last 4 years of the Biden administration! And remember:

LIKE and SUBSCRIBE - or I’ll fund Jared Leto’s Joker: The Musical. With 5 kazoo solos and a whole lot of method acting. 🎶💀

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Vocals by Peyton J.h. @zenithvo