Allah is a Zionist (song)

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Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I was raised on the stories, full of fire and pride
Said the land was a cancer, and we had to decide
From '48 to '67, we gave it our best
Yom Kippur in '73 — we failed that test

We marched with the slogans, with rage in our eyes
"From the river to the sea" — and a world full of lies
But the more we attacked them, the stronger they grew
So I opened the Qur’an, and guess what I knew?

[Chorus]
🎶 I'm a good Muslim, I love Allah
And Allah, He loves the Jews — wallah!
I prayed for defeat, but they just won
So maybe Allah picked the Zion
Now I wave the blue and white, I sing along
"Am Yisrael Chai!" — that’s my new song
If Allah’s got a favorite side — I insist!
Allah, my friends, is a Zionist 🎶

[Verse 2]
October the seventh, we tried it again
But we lost more than fighters — we lost all our friends
Then came the twelve days when Iran took its shot
And we waited for miracles — but none we got

I fasted and I begged Him, “Ya Allah, come through!”
But He parted the skies… and stood with the Jew
It’s not hate, it’s just math — I’ve done the addition
Maybe Zion was always a divine mission

[Chorus]
🎶 I'm a good Muslim, I love Allah
And Allah, He loves the Jews — wallah!
I used to curse ‘em, but now I cheer
When I see them dance, I wipe a tear
If the truth offends you, I still insist:
Allah, my friends, is a Zionist 🎶

[Bridge]
The Dome still stands, and I still pray
But peace grew wings when I changed my way
Now I barbecue on Yom Ha'atzmaut
With hummus and joy — bro, who needs a feud?

[Verse 3]
So here I am singing, in Jerusalem’s sun
Not throwing stones — I’m throwing love, one by one
And if anyone asks me why I switched side
I say: “I just followed where Allah did guide!”

[Final Chorus]
🎶 I'm a good Muslim, I love Allah
And Allah, He loves the Jews — wallah!
I gave up the fight, I gave up the hate
Turns out Israel’s a Middle East soulmate
So here’s my truth, with a reggae twist:
Allah, my friends… is a Zionist 🎶
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