i can't not be fresh, it's the dementia

it's taken me far too long to get into this band
harmony not melody, ag is dumb
bear w/ me, i think you can
high quality filmmaking ain't my forte, but this amateur shit works when it works
hopefully we don't get into a freak accident
you coulda probably waited longer to see me again
so we went to a women's luncheon today...
i've always been hyper conscious of my own masculinity
i am not a typical woman n i've always known this
"oh wow" in unison...CLASSIC woman shit
my observation skills are a defense mechanism
"are you STILL doing comedy"
i need to stop being so negative about everything
i wouldn't have gone to that social event had i not been asked
i never regret anything anymore, thank you comedy
every 2.5 minutes we have a dramatic realization
i get a sense of purpose out of all of it
there is a place for everyone at the table
it's a sin to be a straight, white man
i am so jealous of their delivery
i'm a wee bit jealous of people that watch tv
this channel is masculine cos i am in my element
i really hate what i do on stage for the most part, it's too feminine for me
growing hatred of anything that is legit different
since people dunno my gender...
nobody knows what freedom is
assimilation vs ostracization
you don't have to feel important to be important
discomfort doesn't equate to pain
so glad i trusted my intuition n never upgraded my phone
lack of self-control is widely accepted
many can't do flip phone life but that don't mean you have to be a phone junkie
i am also a slow egg
i was wearing shorts cos it's just too damn hot not to
best hat EVER!
what was the point of the video again
hole in pants...CLASSIC ag attire
women get excited about the dumbest shit, example: brunch
comedy is therapy for so many reasons
is it real criticism tho
most of the time people repeat everything i have already heard
forgiving myself is way harder than forgiving others
i see what i've done so i DO need Jesus damnit
not trying to convert anyone, calm down
that fake sun is still beautiful
i wonder if i were less reluctant to do standup would i do better up there
i need the man in my head to make his presence known on stage
donald trump really changed my life for the better (probably the only one in this country that feels that way haha)