David Shurter's Reptile Mating Call

David Shurter (Harlan, Iowa) is a child predator, quilter, celtic shaman, and YouTube cult leader. When he isn't making quilts, bow ties, or purses, or catching charges for lewd solicitation at parks, David likes to get online and accuse anyone who criticizes him of heinous crimes such as murder, human trafficking, and satanic peanut butter theft.